|Mind the step. Mind the doors.|
I wanted to see a sign that said, "Mind your parents."
|Um, not sure I want to try this soup.|
|Interesting name for a cracker.|
|This could happen anywhere, but it made me laugh.|
|Ahhh, yes, Pots of Joy.|
|Etched in stone, this place offers infants and cookery.|
|Sandwich board at FUCKOFFEE|
|Menu items at FUCKOFFEE include;|
Fat Wife, Shit Storm and Dirty Chai
|Big Belly Solar|
|Do you want to eat at The Slug or|
The Big Bang, In Good Food We Trust?
Wherever you choose to eat, be sure there is a good "Food Hygiene Rating" posted on the door. We only ate at establishments that had a 5 rating. But we did walk by a place, or two, that had a rating of 3 (Why would you eat there? How are they still in business? What does it mean to only rate a 3? How sick will you get?)
|Food Hygiene Rating: 5|
This last section of signs is dedicated to all the "fahrts" out there. Fahrt means "ride, trip, way" in relation to a vehicle. So an "einfahrt" is an entrance for a car and "ausfahrt" is an exit (however, for pedestrians, it's "eingang" and "ausgang"). In either case, we giggled at all the "fahrts".
|zufahrt = driveway|
|This one has a "freie Fahrt!"... a free fart?|
|Mit = with... so with fart?|
|This zufahrt is stinky.|
|This chip from the fair gives you one fahrt.|
|And finally, "Fahrt ends here."|